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Marti's Last Stand -- Enter The Haggis

Marti was a fightin' man
Whose story should be told
He was a son of circumstance
He couldn't quite control
His father gave him pellet guns
And plastic hand grenades
Had him marching up and down
Like he was on parade

Marti was a fightin' boy
His parents made it clear
Military college was his home
For seven years
They'd make a soldier out of him
No matter what the price
He said he was a pacifist
They called it cowardice

CHORUS:
All I ever wanted to be was
Left alone to live in peace
But nobody would ever listen to me
They forced a gun into my hands and
Told me what to do with it
Nobody would ever listen to me

Marti was a fightin' man
On graduation day
Splendid in his uniform
He smartly marched away
And when the call to action came
In battle he did rise
Dodging blood and bullets and
Indoctrinated lives

Marti was a fightin' man
The enemy was sure
Both had drawn their guns
And after that it was a blur
Marti was the faster draw
But purposely shot wide
Peace to you my friend
Was all he said before he died

What is this world we've left our
Sons and daughters now
So full of hatred pain
Hipocrisy and power
We would not listen
When they told us how they felt
And so by God I hopw we're happy now

Marti was a fightin' man
The eulogy was read
Served his country well
A brave young man is what they said

What is this world we've left our
Sons and daughters now
So full of hatred pain
Hipocrisy and power
It's time we listen
To the things they have to say
By God I hope it's
Not too late to change
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Lulz

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Beautiful SIN: Hay.
Game Complete Life Resume: Ya?
Beautiful SIN: Are y'all allowed to use force, i.e. jump into the fray, when you fight inmates?  Also, what is that like?
Game Complete Life Resume: Minimal force necessary: meaning yes.
Beautiful SIN: BOO. :(  I don't want your job, unless I am actually allowed to jump in there with a shillelagh.
Beautiful SIN: LEAD FILLED.
Game Complete Life Resume: I've never had to do it.  Word from the lieutenants however is more like mostly they get to throw around inmates into walls and stuff.  Or officers get to spend a few months out while their jaws mend.
Beautiful SIN: SHILLELAGH.
Beautiful SIN: :3
Game Complete Life Resume: That looks hard to spell.
Beautiful SIN: I am the kind of person, who, when actually allowed to be violent, will probably seriously harm a person.  For I am full of hate and Cheetos.
Game Complete Life Resume: I tend to use objects.

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NEW ART HERE!

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I have moved to this place themhooligans.storm-artists.ne… !!

So if you want to see my stuff, what little I have, it's over there!
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1.What Time is it now? 10:41
2.What is your full name? Sorry, you don't get that.
3.What does your name mean? "Crowned"
5.Who picked out your name? Mum and Da.
6.What's your nickname? Hooligan, of course.
8.What colour are your eyes? Eye coloured.
9.Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie
10.What size are your shoes? EU 43, JP 27, UK 8, AUS/USA/CAN 9
11.How much do you weigh? 16 stone (SHADDAP)
12.How tall (or short) are you? 5,9
13.Honestly what do you like about yourself? Well, Rather a lot actually...
14.What do you always get complimented on? My hair
15. Whats your worst quality? Either my attitude or my temper.
16.What are the last four digits of your phone number? 0105
17.Do you think you're cute? Damn Skippy.
18.Hair colour? Brownish blackish grayish darkish.
19.Do you wear contacts? Many many.
20.Living Arrangements? With family in the suburbs.
21.Favourite Drink? Tea
22.Favourite alcholic Drink? Either White Russian or Strawberry Daqueri
23.Favourite Month? April
24.Favourite Food? Japanese
25.Favourite Board Game? Risk? Either that or D&D.....
26.Favourite Web Site? Heavy.com, home of the (B-BUTTMONKEY!!) Touretes Cowboy.
27.Favourite Clothing Brand? NAUGHT. Ick.
28.Favourite day of the year? Ah, any day I can loaf around.
29.Favourite colour? 00FF00 and FFFFFF (Lime green and black)
30.Favourite Animal? Snakes
31.Do you have more girl or boy friends?Blokes
32.Who's your best friend? panther-claw and Darkside-Angel
33.Are your parents together? Have been for 33 years.
34.How often do you get together with the family? Laregely, yes.
35.Do you tell your parents or your friends more? Friends. They ask fewer questions.
36.Anything special about your parents? Ah.....Not really......
37.Siblings and their age? Two brothers, 20 and 18.
38.You're a flirt? Absolutely.
39.You're slutty? People probably think so. Not that I give a shit.
40.You shave? N.O.Y.B.
41.You like someone? Yes, very very much, but he doesn't know I exist yet.
42.You can keep secrets? Easily.
44. Dance in front of the mirror? Nope.
45.You sing in the shower? Nope.
46.You like Britney Spears? Never met her.
47.You've liked a cousin? ............Ick.
48.You've been in the opposite sexes bathroom before? WHY DO MENS ROOMS STINK SO BAD?
49.You've seriously hurt someone? Oh, undoubtedly.
50.You've been hurt seriously? Eh, yeah, but I got over it well enough.
51.You swear? Like a fishwife.
52.You get your way? All the time.
53.You're willing to try new things? Of course.
54.You've cheated on a test? Never had to.
55.You've smoked? On occasion.
57.What are you wearing? Black T, bluejeans, and green socks.
58.What colour are your pants? Not wearin' any. OH, you meant trousers............
59.What are you listening to? Lacuna Coil--Comalies
60.How are you feeling? Sick as a dog.
61. What are you doing? Fuckin' about.
63. How many people are online and who are you talking to?
64.How's the weather? It's all gray and damp and cloudy and LUUURRVVEELY.
65.What's on your mouse pad? ...........A mouse. Duh.
66.What books are you reading? Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Fuzzies and other People, Oath of the Renunciates, and Bite Club.
67. How many lip glosses do u have? Far, far to many.
69.What's in your pockets? Zippo, keys, lip balm, nail clippers, wallet, and my pocket knife. Don't ask. >.>
71.Blonde or brunette girls? What, that's it?
73.Underware showing? Ick.
74.Long or short hair on girls? Yes please.
76.What's the first thing you notice about girls? Body. HEY, I'M HONEST.
87.What was the last movie you saw? "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
89.What did you have for dinner? .....Ah....Crackers and ramen.
90.What are you hoping?That the campaign I have to throw together won't flop. That I get over this cold. RAPIDLY.
91.Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Frequently.
92.What movie do you really wanna see? Honestly? "Brokeback Mountain".
93.Tell us about that scar? Which one?
94.What is your locker combo? 1-2-F-U
95.Where is your favourite place to travel? Anywhere but here.
96.What did you last dream about? My brother's damn zombie dreams are contagious.
97.What was the last thing you ate? Cheeseburger.
98.Crayon color? Candy Apple
99.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My Da.
100.Do you like the person that sent this to you? Well, I sorta stole it....
101. Had a crush on a teacher? Does the teacher's aide count?
102.You too shy to ask some one out? Hell no.
103.Scary movies or happy endining? I'm a big sap. Happy.
104.Summer or winter? Summer.
105.Relationships or one night stands? Depends on the person.
106.Chocolate or Vanilla? Either.
107.You want your friends to write back? ....Eh.
108.Who is most likely to respond?
109.Who is least likely to respond?
110.What did you do last night? Absolutely nothing.
111.Favourite murderer/s? Gein.
112.Favourite band? Rasputina.
113.Are you neat? No
114.Are you always early or late? Late
115.Your money or your life? Life.
116.Music loud or soft? Loud.
117.Favourite sport? None, thankyou.
118.Where is your stash? Of what?
119.How many people really hate you? Everyone I ever broke up with/fucked over.
120.Favourite subject? Drama. Suprise suprise.
121.How often do you cry? What is this "cry" you refer to?
122.What time is it now? 11:16
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